officialunitedstates:

prison guard:  what do you want for your last meal

prisoner:  all you can eat buffet

THE NEXT DAY

prison guard:  come on man times up we gotta go do the thing

prisoner:  IM STILL EATING DUDE IM STILL EATING

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